T0 BEGIN..
the 2008 election is officially over. Barack Obama is the United States President Elect and he's got a lot of important stuff to deal with. Come January, Obama has take measures to withdrawl from Iraq, fix our broken economy, make good on the many promises he made throughout the last two years and most importantly..GET MALIA AND SASHA A PUPPY.
Requirements:
Must be hypo-allergenic..this really limits the options. They could always go hairless but that kind of takes away one of the best part of dogs, their fur and hair and scruffiness! Hairless anything is kind of creepy also. Here's a list from wikipedia for "possibly" hypoallergenic dogs (because apparently SCIENCE isn't able to definitively state which breeds are in fact hypoallergenic or not.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypoallergenic_dog_breeds#List_of_possibly_hypoallergenic_dog_breeds
As you can see, there are a lot of variations of Terriers on the list. They're cute and scrappy which is always fun but I'm not so sure if that's right for the Obamas. Also, Mss Beazley and Barney, who are George W. Bush's dogs of course, are English Terriers. Change is an integral of Obama's political foundation so obviously he can't get the same dog as the president who fucked our country for the last eight years.
I suggest that the Obama's choose a Golden Doodle. Golden Doodles are hybrids of my personal favorite, the golden retriever, and poodles. They stay small their whole lives and they look more like golden retrievers than poodles!! here's a picture and a fucking amazing website DEDICATED TO CHRISTMAS AND GOLDEN DOODLES (best combination ever?!) It's complete with a helpful equation to clarify why Golden Doodles are..
http://www.eaglecrosskennel.net/GoldenDoodles.html
The only thing about Golden Doodles is that they're specially bred because they're crazy hybrid mutant animals so they don't really fufill the other requirement for the future puppy of the White House..that it's from a shelter. Shelter dogs are cool and all but it's kind of hard to find hypoallergenic homeless dogs. So I don't really know..but if I were to get a puppy I'd get..
SHIBA INU!! which is probably because I check their live stream-best invention ever-webcam several times a day even though all they do is chill and sleep and and cuddle and then get up and snuggle up to another brother or sister..http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016
BUT if all my dreams came true my one true love, Sam, would just be living here in Bushwick with me and I wouldn't want any puppy except him!
